haha i love louis ck
(Source: amebot)
Seriously one of my all time favourite songs, which makes this one of my all time favourite movie scenes :’)
Me fuckin around, like a boss.
suck. :)
Apparently I’ve been laughing in my sleep. And talking. And cursing. My dreams have been crazy lately, random, everywhere and nowhere at once. I even woke up in my dream and went to sleep, it was that long of a dream. I would really like to know what’s going with myself lately. I’m starting to really worry about myself lol. I feel like my subconscious is trying to get something through to me, but I honestly don’t know what. Time to write music. Let’s get out of this rut.
Man, I gotta tell you, i’m more stuffed than an amateur porn star. I ate more meat than Hannibal Lector. I had more shit in my mouth than someone tossing a salad. You could pretty much say I ate so much food that I can’t walk like I’m Christopher Reeves. Is that enough puns for you guys? Should I keep going? haha what a great day. I’m thankful for so much, mostly friends, and the ability to get away with saying the most messed up things. And i guess the limited amount of family i still have left. Now excuse me while i go treat my toliet like shit! <—— get it? That thing is going to be so brown it’ll need a green card!
Lust at First Sight is a song about a one night stand. That’s right, have a one night stand with me and you get a song ;) jk you get breakfast, don’t push it.
This is a song about the time between relationships, remembering the one before, while waiting for the next one to start. recording in my room lol.
“There’s this burning, just like there’s always been, and i’ve never been so alone, and i’ve, i’ve never been so alive”
There’s a common trend in certain people. Wanting what you can’t have. I starve for your attention. I thirst for you needing me. I want, I need, I hate. I despise this cycle of love/hate. When did it start, when will it end, when can we just be. Fucking and fighting, it’s all the same. Emotion filled acts that result in nothing but a waste of time. A waste of being. A waste of us. Take a second, think back, when did you lose faith. In you, in me, in us. In almost everything. Hide away from the world, but the world isn’t hiding from you. It doesn’t even notice the hiding, the world keeps spinning with or without you. Please spin with us again, we’ve been waiting. More than anything, I’ve been waiting.
Love/Hate, Robbery.
Today started out like any other, got up, ate breakfast, and looked in the mirror. Yes, the dreaded mirror, it doesn’t have the same skewed image of yourself that you have in your head. It just shows you, as you, always you. Fucking mirror, lol. People don’t always see themselves as who they actually are. They have their own image that they’ve developed for themselves. And then there’s me. While I don’t quite know who I am yet, I don’t hide it with some self served image. I take things over the top, I care more about making people laugh more than people realize, I curse more than I should, and I have a new existential crisis everyday, or maybe it’s the same one just with new versions, either way, i’m finding who I am day by day. Until then, all i can say is that i’m robert. ”I use to be legit, I was too legit, I was too legit to quit. But now i’m not legit, I’m unlegit, and for that reason, I must quit.” You can’t say it better than that can you andy samberg?
-Robert, Let the over the top posts, insults, and overall assholism commence.